TAT THE DON

I know I know Ive been slow with updates and shit so dont sweat it yo.

So both my credit cards expired and soon this site would. I had to come up with a solution fast. Thanks to G dot he made me get those virgin-burgan bank ones and problem solved.

Ive been on a new diet so far 5 days no rice no bread. But it’s all good in the hood. Although been craving rice like a fat kid craves cake. I don’t get sugar cravings since I’m not into sweets much.

I joined a new gym which I will review later on. It’s not your conventional gym and I ain’t your average mofo of the block so it’s a perfect match. Although I’ve been asked to join a gym where I will meet lot’s of bloggers. But I like this gym a lot. Had my first ASSessment today. Weight 90KG and 25% fat, should be weight 83KG and lose 6% body fat. But why stop there right… Stay tuned for results right around EID!!!

What else… hmmm…. been drinking green tea daily for a month now. Oh yeah lots of water too. But ever since the new diet Ive been pissing like 20 times a day. Is that too much info fo yo ass?

Oh yeah Ive been listening to Lil Wayne’s lollipop a lot lately. So any of you wanna lick the RAPPER aka me, the T A T. I’m all down for fair exchanges. Ok, that’s it for my sexual references today. (for ladies only, if your a man and considering it not gonna happen sorry)

Before I forget to all the ladies who wear makeup that says

I’m not quite a hoe, but I’m getting there

I appreciate your effort. It’s good to know your trying so hard. Who knows someday you might reach hoe status. Always go after your goals is what I say.

I was walking in the co-op today and this girl in front of me was wearing a shirt that shows her bare shoulders. So this guy has been eyeing her like she got the cure for cancer as I was staring at him the whole time so as he passes her. His eyes and mine meet and I start laughing so hard at him. Was waiting for a response from him but he just walked past me too chicken shit to say sumthin. And here I was waiting for an excuse to start a slugfest. Oh well, maybe next time. And if your horny ass wants to know how good looking the girl was. She was all right is all I can say, definitely not TINGALANG material. But hey that stuff is in the eye of the beholder. So dont be hatin on me.

Ok so ladies if you wanna know if the TATNESS thinks you TINGALANG or not. I might consider it, since I’m picky don’t wanna upset most of ya’ll.

I think I’ll end it here for now…. yeah that’s a good idea dont ya think?

Well back by popular demand I guess. So hows everyone doing? Me? I’m good. Just started a new job so we’ll see how that pans out. I guess I should start by telling you what I have been doing these past days.

I started being more physically active doing the fitness thing. Like cardio, yoga wights the works. Trying to start a new diet but kinda hard to coordinate with my parents. So I’m thinking of doing meal replacements shakes for lunch since they easy to do with a shaker and I might be stuck at work. Oh and if you try to convince me to get a wiifit and do the 30 day fit test just to lose 4 pounds, I have one thing to say to you I can lose 4 pounds by taking a dump

I had a big accomplishment though. My Mom and I have banned my brother from playing GTA4. Long story but he’s too young to play the game. Needless to say he cried a lot but we decided that he should play age appropriate games or games I authorize for him. So no M rated games for now except Metal Gear because come on. Can’t ban him from that.

Other than that I’m back for good the long haul till death do us part and all that shazam. Gonna start up the podcast soon entitled “The Don Show” will broaden the topics I talk about. But don’t expect me to “Kiss and Tell” ain’t my style. I guess that’s about it for today so peace out.